The Bison/IvanRider

BisonClass.png  The Bison
BisonFigurine-MAA.png
The Bison
Base Stats
Health:   It's over 9000!!!!
Stamina: Bar01.png Bar01.png Bar01.png Bar01.png Bar01.png  
Attack: Bar01.png Bar01.png Bar01.png Bar01.png Bar01.png  
Defense:   Will only take damage and lose health if conditions under Sears Tower Come to Abu Dhabi are met.
Accuracy: Bar01.png Bar01.png Bar01.png Bar01.png Bar02.png   The Bison seldom misses.
Evasion: Bar01.png Bar02.png Bar02.png Bar02.png Bar02.png   The Bison does not need to evade, silly! He is the Bison! You need to evade him!
Effects:


Self

Effect BG 3 Blue.png Effect Icon 066.png Flying Effect BG 3 Blue.png Effect Icon 001.png Relentless Effect BG 3 Blue.png Effect Icon 001.png I am the Bison! Effect BG 3 Blue.png Effect Icon 001.png He's MAKING ME!!! Effect BG 1 Red.png Effect Icon 031.png Sears Tower Come to Abu Dhabi Effect BG 1 Red.png Effect Icon 178.png Two Dice Roll Thirteen Effect BG 3 Blue.png Effect Icon 001.png Whoever Kills the Bison, Becomes the Bison Effect BG 3 Blue.png Effect Icon 016.png The Bison is Nobody's Friend

One Enemy

Effect BG 1 Green.png Effect Icon 001.png Beyond the Bison

Cost and Requirements:

Command point icon.png or unlock all four covers in the Bisonic Lockbox collection.

Organization/s:

The Bison does not need an organization.

Bio:
The Bison began as an ordinary plains bison in Nebraska. But a truck unwittingly transporting the Stone of Bovinil Peril lost its cargo during an accident, and the Bison ate it. He was immediately transformed into a flying, nigh-invulnerable buffalo with a mischievous soul and a thirst for violence and destruction on par with that of most kaiju. It is very hard to kill him without getting possessed by him and turning into him. Even harder is going "beyond" him - where he can't hurt you. He is very, very hard to get to work with you - but an ally you would want to have if you can manage!
TheBison-Sluuurrrrp.png Sluuurrrrp TheBison-Hoof and Gore.png Hoof and Gore Level 2
Stamina Cost: 10% Stamina Cost: 20%
Target: One Enemy Target: One Enemy
Total Damage: n/a Total Damage: n/a
Cooldown: n/a Cooldown: 1 round
# of Hits: 1 # of Hits: 2
Hit/Critical: 100%/100% Hit/Critical: 70%/65%
Type: Ranged Type: Melee
Inhales an enemy, teleports them via stomach portal, drops them from the sky.

Special Properties

Effect BG 1 Blue.png Effect Icon 109.png Catastrophic

One Enemy

Effect BG 2 Red.png Effect Icon 001.png Pain

Self

Due to Effect BG 3 Blue.png Effect Icon 016.png The Bison is Nobody's Friend, has 25% chance of acquiring Effect BG 1 Green.png Effect Icon 031.png Psychopath.
Attacks enemy with red-hot hooves that brand flesh, then impales with horns.

Self

Effect BG 3 Green.png Effect Icon 080.png OP

One Enemy

Effect BG 1 Red.png Effect Icon 003.png Burning Effect BG 2 Red.png Effect Icon 002.png Internal Bleeding
TheBison-Bisonic Possession.png Bisonic Possession Level 6 TheBison-Burn Your Soul.png Burn Your Soul Level 9
Stamina Cost: 50% Stamina Cost: 30%
Target: One Enemy Target: One Enemy
Total Damage: n/a Total Damage: n/a
Cooldown: 2 rounds Cooldown: 3 rounds
# of Hits: 1 # of Hits: 1
Hit/Critical: n/a Hit/Critical: 100%/100%
Type: Magic Debuff Type: Ranged Psychic

One Enemy

Will apply Effect BG 1 Red.png Effect Icon 076.png Mind Control and Meltdown debuffs to enemy, causing them to protect the Bison's team and explode violently.

Special Properties

Effect BG 1 Blue.png Effect Icon 109.png Catastrophic
Similar to Ghost Rider's Penance Stare, but does a lot more damage.

Special Properties

Effect BG 1 Blue.png Effect Icon 109.png Catastrophic

Recruitment cost justification

Since the Bison is almost game-breakingly powerful, it would cost 4000 command points to purchase him. This would be $500 in USD, making him the equivalent of an old version of Photoshop in price. For those who don't have that kind of money, the Bisonic Lockbox collection would provide an alternate route to acquiring him. Only four covers would be required: The Bison, The Bison Reborn, The Bison Dilemma, and The Bison Aquafied: Rise of the Eel Thing. A Spec Op battling Bisonte Black and the Eel Thing would introduce these lockboxes, and the Bison would be a group boss. Since he's pretty much indestructible, 0% would merely result in him fleeing to Antarctica to recuperate.

Trivia

  • He doesn't raise his hooves to fly.
  • A song about him was written here.

Recruitment quote

(Growls) (Slurrrrrrrrp)

Additional special requirements

  • No two Bison are allowed in PvP. But if a player goes up against another who has the Bison, they will be rewarded 5X normal XP for forfeiting the match.
  • The Bison is his own class. Hence the custom icon.

Character-Restricted Empowered ISO-8

  • Slurpent ISO-8: Upgrades "Sluuurrrp" to the Slurp Cycle, inflicting more damage and affecting all enemies instead of just one.

Team-up Bonuses

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The Bison in battle.
  • American Made: If he teams up with Captain America.
  • Doom: If he teams up with Dr. Doom.
  • Red in the Ledger: If he teams up with Dr. Doom.
  • Bisonic: Bonus for the agent for daring to work with the Bison.

See also

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