Generalisticon  Laney the Laughable
Base Stats
Health: Bar01 Bar01 Bar01 Bar02 Bar02   131
Stamina: Bar01 Bar01 Bar01 Bar02 Bar02   176
Attack: Bar01 Bar01 Bar02 Bar02 Bar02   25
Defense: Bar01 Bar01 Bar02 Bar02 Bar02   27
Accuracy: Bar01 Bar01 Bar01 Bar02 Bar02   17
Evasion: Bar01 Bar01 Bar01 Bar01 Bar02   45

Effect BG 1 BlueEffect Icon 161 Exuding Charisma

Cost and Requirements:

90 Command point icon


The Camelry

Accused of stealing WiFi, Jackie was hunted down in her native land by an oppressive regime. She tried to flee in her car, but only made it so far. They tossed two stunt dummies out of a helicopter to throw her driving off, then charged her with two hit-and-runs because she didn't let the falling crash test dummies stop her. When they finally caught up to her, there was a sparkling grape bottle in the car. They additionally charged her with DUI, even though there was no alcohol and she was plainly not drunk. After a year of being abducted and put through absolute torment, she was able to manipulate some papers to get transferred to Camelorum. However, her old nemesis discovered this and sent a task force after her. She decided to do everyone a favor and escape from Camelorum, sparing that much-nicer facility the grief of her enemies having reason to visit. Upon escaping Camelorum, Jackie joined a circus and was reincarnated as Laney the Laughable - a clown with amazing show abilities and even better fighting skills. She was later recruited to the Camelry by Lightning Hobo to help defeat Xiboruty and save Dromedary Heights, and proved instrumental in allowing Carly and Emily to also eventually join the Camelry. While her original wanted to retire, her Percolated xerox agrees to work with SHIELD to save Earth-12131.
Laney the Laughable-Have Some Pie! Have Some Pie! Laney the Laughable-Limbo Like a Bimbo Limbo Like a Bimbo Level 2
Stamina Cost: 10% Stamina Cost: 20%
Target: One Enemy Target: One Enemy
Total Damage: n/a Total Damage: n/a
Cooldown: N/A Cooldown: N/A
# of Hits: 1 # of Hits: 2
Hit/Critical: 64%/56% Hit/Critical: 60%/40%
Type: Ranged Type: Melee

Special Properties

Effect BG 1 BlueEffect Icon 005 Get 'Em While They Last

One Enemy

Effect BG 1 RedEffect Icon 040 Sticky

One Enemy

Effect BG 1 RedEffect Icon 007 Distraction
Laney the Laughable-Bad Temper Bob Bad Temper Bob Level 6 Laney the Laughable-Elephant in the Room Elephant in the Room Level 9
Stamina Cost: 15% Stamina Cost: 50%
Target: One Enemy Target: All Enemies
Total Damage: n/a Total Damage: n/a
Cooldown: 1 round Cooldown: 3 rounds
# of Hits: 1 # of Hits: 12
Hit/Critical: 70%/65% Hit/Critical: 96%/87%
Type: Ranged Explosive Type: Summon
Aren't these dolls just cute???

One Enemy

Effect BG 1 RedEffect Icon 003 Burning

All Enemies

Effect BG 1 RedEffect Icon 104 Shrapnel Effect BG 1 RedEffect Icon 002 Bleeding
Actually, a whole stampede of them.

All Enemies

Effect BG 2 RedEffect Icon 001 Pain Effect BG 1 RedEffect Icon 012 Pressure Points Effect BG 1 RedEffect Icon 040 Slowed Effect BG 1 RedEffect Icon 151 Disoriented


  • Jackie "Laney the Laughable" Regg is inspired heavily by DeviantArt user Barefoot-Inmate's character Jaqueline Cuffington, with heavy modifications to the origin story and a few name changes.
  • In Barefoot's original storyline, Jackie was found guilty of vehicular manslaughter and sentenced to life at Paine Penitentiary. The version of Jackie that features in Camelorum Adventures is a heavily whitewashed version who was framed for all her crimes.
  • Laney's schtick is inspired heavily by that of Harley Quinn.

See also

Camelorum Adventures Hero Catalog
The Camelry



Maddening Rod



Lemon Witch

Lightning Hobo
Ion Boy



The Glob

Laney the Laughable

External links

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