User blog comment:Goldencahill/OC Contest of Champions - Round 1/@comment-24316357-20161018164918

Season 1: Episode 1

​October 18th, 2016: 5 PM

"What an amazing day! My birthday was last week and now ive got all this money to spend on whatever i want! Although, there is truly only one thing that i desire: The Bayonetta Amiibo!!" TWG wandered his 900 squarefoot house anticipating the events soon to occur. In fact, the desired amiibo was released that very night across America. Wal-Mart, GameStop, Target, you name it! All TWG could do was think long and hard about the coming evening.

October 18th, 2016: 11:58 PM

Two minutes. Two long, cold, heartless minutes before the doors opened to reveal the pride and joy of a $13 plastic figure. Finally, the store employee (for they only had one at a time for some reason) came to announce to everyone the store was about to open. TWG stared at his watch impatiently. "3...2...1...GO!!!" TWG rushed over to the spot he'd been a hundred other times to retrieve his soon-to-be prized possesion. Dashing through the clothing department, he headed for the back of the store. Finally, after what seemed like hours of running, TWG saw the figure, and dashed over to it in victory. "Yes, yes, YES, its finally MINE...huh?" Within the same second, a gloved hand grabbed the figure TWG had laid eyes upon. It was, in fact, the only figure the store had. In front of TWG stood a face he did not want to see at this time. It was that of "fellow" agent GladeusExMachina.

"Im sorry TWG, but your obsession with this mere toy has distracted you for too long from the wiki. You've taken three long breaks, not released a new fanfic in months, and have neglected your duties as president. Im afraid i have to purchase this first before you go back to your filthy hovel for 6 months training it."

"Sooooo what your saying is a man can't be hyped for anything else they become SO distracted from life that they're destroying themselves. C'mon man, nothing that​ bad coulda happened in the last month."

"Actually, yes, during your abscence, M:AA was killed, Sam took over the M:AA Wiki, and YOUR VERY OWN wiki is in a civil..."

"You know what Gladeus? I don't have time for your crap right now, just give me the figure and we can all go peacefully. I don't wanna fight, i dont want any trouble. Not here, not tonight."

"Im afraid i can't let you have this TWG. You dont deserve it, and i'll fight you to keep you from it."

At that moment, Gladeus drew his Gore Blade in an aggressive stance. He was ready to take his boss down over a toy. But to TWG, it was no ordinary toy; it was a life worth fighting for. TWG unsheathed his blade and opened his laptop in preperation for battle. Gladeus knew immediately he'd need backup because TWG was one tough nut to crack.

October 19th, 2016: 12:27 AM

In an attempt to destroy TWG's laptop, Gladeus swung at TWG's leg. Somehow, TWG was able to dodge it by hopping on one foot. Now, one thing to note is TWG prefers to fight behind the scenes and, although he has a sword, mainly just kinda swings it around. He needed a place to hide to do his work. Gladeus continued throwing out multiple skillful swings, all to be blocked by TWG. Seeing an opening, Gladeus drew his Hellfire Club and swatted TWG's sword right out of his hand. The downside for TWG was now he didnt have a sword to fight with; the upside? He could run really fast. TWG quickly ran away and ducked behind a neaby counter and unlocked his computer. Gladeus, not caring where TWG went, loaded up his Flamethrower and began to engulf the store in flames.

With no time to breathe, TWG quickly searched for the nearby wi-fi networks. Fortunately, everything in the store was connected to the same network (this made the job much easier, for if they had been on different networks, he would have had to do the pivot hack process multiple times, taking more time). Through the access of the thermostat, TWG gained access to all the workings of the store: Sprinkler systems, freezer, the air conditioning, the managers internet history...lets not go there. Unfortuantely, right as TWG gained access, Gladeus had spotted him. TWG quickly grabbed a nearby clothes hanger and threw it as a distraction. Gladeus, unperturbed, chased after him. TWG quickly whipped open his laptop and, using pivot-hacking, activated the sprinkler systems throughout the ENTIRE store. No one likes to fight in the rain, do they?

Gladeus's flamethrower now practically useless, he was forced to think of a new way to approach. In a devastating mistake, Gladeus turnedon his phone in order to call for backup. This connected his phone to the stoer wi-fi by default. Without warning, TWG accessed Gladeus's phone and shut down all the necessary hardware inside to make it function. The phone now useless, Gladeus was on his own, forced to find a way to find TWG.

''      If it has not been made clear at this point, TWG clearly cannot defeat Gladeus, however Gladeus cannot find TWG while being assaulted by the stores inner workings. Knowing this, TWG decided he had to escape. But THAT wouldn't make for a fun story ending, now would it? No, TWG has to get his thing, defeat Gladeus and make a grand exit, right?''

''...nah just kidding, thats the ending. I have officially run out of ideas for this story. Hack the store, blah blah blah, get the toy, blah blah, Gladeus vows vengeance, blah blah, TWG wins and is happy, yay.''

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