Thread:Bridgetterocks/@comment-27816990-20160507073112/@comment-27816990-20160618105910

Free read! I want your opinion if this new thing me and Loupi are doing looks great. Its spoilers for the first issue, but wtvr. XD Oh and tell me if you have finished reading it so I can remove it, I dont want everyone getting spoiled.

[-WARNING: SPOILERS-]

[-SPOILERS SPOILERS-]

[-Still here? Well, you asked for it-]

Chapter 2 Section 1
(Riley held Joaquin's wrist and dragged him to her room, eager to show him her latest invention.)

Joaquin: Hey hey, slow down! Why the rush?

Riley: I'm just excited about this thing I'm inventing and I'd like some thoughts. Its an original.

Joaquin: I'm not an expert at technology, but okay.

(Riley opened a sealed box and took off the lid. Inside the box was an iPhone with a golden pink case.)

Joaquin: So...you invented a phone. Yup, veeery original.

Riley: I haven't even shown you the best part yet.

(She clicked open the iPhone and held it in her hands, and with one click of an app, a USB chip sprung out and the phone morphed into a gun-looking device.)

Joaquin: Whooaaa-

Riley: I know right, its "whoa"-worthy, isn't it?

Joaquin: Thats just...what is it?

Riley: A ray gun.

(And she held the gun on Joaquin's forehead.)

Joaquin: HEY!! What the-

Riley: Relax, relax. I'm only testing it-

Joaquin: On ME?! Do you want me DEAD??

Riley: Nono, I wouldn't! I didn't pull the trigger, didn't I?

Joaquin: ...well...

Riley: So, what do you think? Does it look cool?

Joaquin: Of course it looks cool! But I have some suggestions.

Riley: Well-

A. What are your suggestions?

B. I don't care about your opinion.

What are your suggestions?
Joaquin: First of all is of course, don't target it at my forehead.

Riley: Thats not a suggestion, more of a command.

Joaquin: Whatever. Second of all, what do you need it for anyway?

Riley: I dunno. If I ever rocket to the moon maybe, then I could blast space monsters and everything.

Joaquin: Cool cool, but seriously, space monsters?

Riley: Yes! They're real, and they're the scariest beings in the universe.

Joaquin: Oh please, the most scariest being in the universe is my mom. And of course, they don't exist.

Riley: They do! Trust me. I'll be an astronaut one day and be the first to discover their alien colony.

Next...

I don't care about your opinion.
Joaquin: But I thought you told me you needed some thoughts!

Riley: Eh, your thoughts don't matter anyway. I'm the one making the ray gun anyway.

Joaquin: Whats the point of being friends if you don't even let me speak my mind?

Riley: The point is that I needed to be friends with you because we're roommates.

Joaquin: So you don't want me to comment about your gun? Or your attitude?

Riley: Oh shush. All I want you to say is that this is an awesome device.

Next...

Chapter 2 Section 2
Joaquin: So why exactly did you show me this awesome device?

Riley: You just answered your own question.

Joaquin: I did?

Riley: Yeah. I showed you because its an awesome device.

Joaquin: And thats it?

Riley: Well, what did you expect?

Joaquin: Something worthy of me being late for class.

Riley: This thingamabob IS worthy!

Joaquin: *sigh* Fine, fine. I need to go, my boyfriend is looking for me and I'm late for my math test.

Riley: You have a boyfriend?

Joaquin: Um, yeah. Didn't I tell you like, a week ago?

Riley: Oh sorry, I was too busy taking care of my Science, English, and Social Studies assignments to be able to care about your life.

Joaquin: Just...

Riley: Isn't your boyfriend looking for you?

Joaquin: Yeah, Caleb just texted me, I gotta meet him.

Riley: Well now that you have a boyfriend, can you delete your Troye Sivan playlist?

Joaquin: I would never! Even though I have a boyfriend, Troye will still be my ultimate crush.