User blog:Jeripengu/Fakeness - Chuck Norris' Revenge

Effects
 Divine Weapon
 * Grows in power based on your mom's level

 Who's Your Daddy
 * Immune to everything
 * Always takes the first turn
 * Guaranteed Hit
 * Pre-emptively counter, counters and follow-up attacks on every enemy's action and all types of attacks
 * Enemy's actions cannot be Stealthy or Subtle
 * Ignores and prevents everything except "immune to everything"
 * Immediately revives allies when KO'ed
 * Distress call causes to fall on your enemy/enemies
 * Can't touch me!
 * Gains Omniclass, gains all Class effects when attacking or attacked
 * Allows this Agent to battle in Heroic Battle
 * If an enemy's health reduces to 0% will guaranteed to be KO'ed
 * Make your enemies lose infinite turns
 * Can speed up combat, skip dialogues, remove annoying animation and triggering effects
 * Gains infinite XP
 * Can choose a gear you want in any rewards
 * Characters are optional in all battles
 * Heroes are no longer restricted in all missions
 * Has a chance to drop Command Points during combat

 Staying Alive
 * Cannot be KO'ed

 What is This I Don't Even
 * If an enemy equips this gear, force refresh message will appear
 * Cannot kill Chuck Norris or One-Above-All

Abilities
 Beyond Absolute Void
 * Removes all kinds of status effects, even passives, except debuffs, and prevents from gaining buffs

 Debuffs of Doom
 * Gives multiple red boxes and last fiveever!

 Buff All
 * Gains all known buffs in the universe, cannot be removed or consumed, and last fiveever!

 Omniexploiter
 * Exploits exploits exploits... ENOUGH!!