Popeye/Wearingglasses

POPEYE I do not think I can give justice to the man who can singlehandedly fight back an entire Martian invasion, can punch back a thunderbolt thrown by Zeus, and can punch a guy so hard he goes back through time to become a baby. But I'll try.

Popeye never uses his Spinach first-thing in his animated shorts appearances. His spinach-empowered form has nigh-reality warping powers.
 * Class: Bruiser
 * HP: 4/5
 * Stamina: 3/5
 * Attack: 3/5
 * Defense: 4/5
 * Accuracy: 3/5
 * Evasion: 2/5
 * Passives:
 * All I Can Stands - Maximum damage that can be inflicted to Popeye in a single attack (not hit) is capped at 40% of his life total.
 * 1) Level 1 - Twister Punch (Unarmed Melee) - Popeye's famous pummeler. He twists his arm like a corkscrew and unleashes a vicious punch. Single hit.
 * 2) *Causes Dizzy
 * 3) Level 2 - Spinach (Self) - Popeye pops open a can of spinach, to open a can of whoopass. Cooldown three rounds.
 * 4) *Quick Action.
 * 5) *Heals 15% of Popeye's HP and Stamina. (If this is the cartoons, it'd be a full heal, but that would be too much.)
 * 6) *Can't be used if Popeye's at 50% health or greater.
 * 7) *Grants the Strong to the Finich buff. Lasts two rounds.
 * 8) **35% boost on all stats.
 * 9) **Replaces All I Can Stands - The Maximum damage cap per attack to Popeye is 20%.
 * 10) **The next Twister Punch has a 60% chance of causing Stun.
 * 11) **The next Blow You Down has Remove Buffs.
 * 12) *Removes Debuffs from Popeye, and renders him immune to debuffs.
 * 13) Level 6 - Stratosphere Sock (Unarmed Melee) - Popeye winds up, then uppercuts an enemy, sending him flying. Cooldown three rounds.
 * 14) *Causes the enemy to literally disappear from the screen.
 * 15) *Functions similarly to Force Cage, but the enemy cannot be targeted at all.
 * 16) *Exploits Grounded - deals extra damage to nonflying targets.
 * 17) *The punch deals an initial amount of damage. When the target lands the next round, he/she takes damage again.
 * 18) Level 9 - Blow You Down (Ranged All Enemies) - like Superman's Super breath, only better. Popeye inhales deeply, then forces a huge gust of wind through his pipe at the enemy team. Four hits to all enemies. Cooldown one round.
 * 19) *Catastrophic
 * 20) *Exploits Flying
 * 21) *Causes Staggered to each enemy.